quinta-feira, 29 de outubro de 2009

Be gentle with me! It's my first time!!


Muchas gracias ao compincha Johnny Paycheck por ter inspirado o nome deste blog! Como ele certamente não vai ler isto (e quem, no seu perfeito juízo, o fará?), talvez me safe de um processo em tribunal!

Aqui vai um conjunto com dos melhores nomes de músicas alguma vez criados!! O problema é que são todos reais!
  1. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
  2. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  4. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  5. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  6. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
  7. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
  8. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  9. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  10. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
  11. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
  12. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  13. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
  14. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
  15. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  16. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
  17. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
  18. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
  19. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
  20. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
  21. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  22. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
  23. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
  24. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
  25. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
  26. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  27. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
  28. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  29. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
  30. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  31. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
  32. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
  33. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
  34. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  35. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  36. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
  37. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
  38. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
  39. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
  40. When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
  41. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
  42. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
  43. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  44. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
  45. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  46. Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

6 comentários:

Gata das Botas disse...

Bela estreia, sim senhor! I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You teria sido, também, um bom título.

Tenho isto - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him - pendurado na minha cozinha. Mas com boyfriend em vez de wife.

Jack Merridew disse...

E her em vez de him? Ou é mesmo assim?? ;-)

Gata das Botas disse...

Não! Com her, claro!! ;)

Jack Merridew disse...

E há mais:


FWTBT:
"I Dream Of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown The Bus Window Instead Of My Master Mystikall Kliff Burton"

Demilich:
"The Planet That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity And Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired)"

Meads of Asphodel:
"On Graven Images I Glide Beyond the Monstrous Gates of Pandemonium to Face the Baptized Warriors of Yahweh in the Skull Littered Plain of Esdraelon"

Impaled Northern Moon Forest:
"FORLONED INVOCATIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS CONGREGATIONS OFLUSTING GOAT SODOMIZING SATHANIS"

"GAZING AT THE BLASPHEMOUS MOON WHILE PERCHED ATOP A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FORSAKEN CREST OF THE NORTHERN MOUNTIAN"

"BLOODLUSTFULLY PRAISING SATAN'S UNHOLY ALMIGHTYNESS IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT"

"NOCTURNAL CAULDRONS AFLAME AMIDST THE NORTHERN HELLWITCH'S PERPRTUAL BLASPHEMY"

"TRANSFIXING THE FORBIDDEN BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION OF THE CONJERING WINTERGOAT"

"MASTURBATING ON THE UNHOLY INVERTED TRACKS OF THE GRIM & FROSTBITTEN NECROBOBSLEDDERS"

"AWAITING THE BLASPHEMOUS ABOMINATION OF THE NECROYETI WHILE SAILING ON THE NORTHERNMOST FJORD OF XZFGIIIZMTSATH"

"LUSTFULLY WORSHIPPING THE INVERTED MOONGOAT WHILE SKIING DOWN THE INVERTED NECROMOUNTAIN OF NECRODEATHMORTUM"

"AWAITING THE FROZEN BLASPHEMY OF THE NECROYETI'S LUSTING NECROBATION UPON THE ALTAR OF VOXRFSZZZISNZF"

"SUMMONING THE UNHOLY FROZEN WINTERDEMONS TO THE GRIMMEST AND MOST FROSTBITTEN INVERTED FOREST OF ABAZAGORATH"

"ENTRANCED BY THE NORTHERN IMPALED NECROWIZARD'S BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION AMIDST THE AGONIZING ABOMINATION OF THE LUSTING NECROCORPSE"

Jack Merridew disse...

Titulo mais comprido que este não pode existir! :-/

"Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You're Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I Wasn't Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn't Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years I DON'T Like Surprises!! Subtitled: A Musical Apology

Artista: Christine Lavin

Album: Future Fossils

Gata das Botas disse...

Wow! Que sites andas tu a consultar? Depois não te admires se vierem aqui parar com pesquisas estranhas...